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'''Hats''' is theoretically extant.
'''Hats''' is only on fire some of the time.
 
'''Hats''' doesn't sleep, he waits.
 
'''Hats''' only comes once a year, but twice on leap years.
 
'''Hats''' stays crunchy, even in milk.


==Alts==
==Alts==
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* [[Dayton Derrida]]
* [[Dayton Derrida]]
==When you can find Hats==
At a hat store. Also, evenings and weekends EST; don't ''even'' ask him to MUSH from work, lest the "In" tray on his desk also devour ''your'' succulent flesh.

Revision as of 19:36, 6 March 2018

Hats is only on fire some of the time.

Hats doesn't sleep, he waits.

Hats only comes once a year, but twice on leap years.

Hats stays crunchy, even in milk.

Alts

Sort of alts

When you can find Hats

At a hat store. Also, evenings and weekends EST; don't even ask him to MUSH from work, lest the "In" tray on his desk also devour your succulent flesh.