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===The ones Hats used to be=== | ===The ones Hats used to be=== | ||
On SRT: Vaasa Kyne, the space diva with the robot made of weaponized Star Trek. Caelan Zal Eskun, who could see the time. Zolom Tan Tarion and Franz von Staffel, the two guys who took off their shirts a lot. Anna Leszczyszyn, basically Slavic Ryuko with an unspellable and unpronounceable surname. And a few others. | On SRT: Vaasa Kyne, the space diva with the robot made of weaponized Star Trek. Caelan Zal Eskun, who could see the time. Zolom Tan Tarion and Franz von Staffel, the two guys who took off their shirts a lot. Anna Leszczyszyn, basically Slavic Ryuko with an unspellable and unpronounceable surname. Arken Gryslan, the most tolerant and cosmopolitan man in the world with the exception of literally everyone else. And a few others. | ||
==When you can find Hats== | ==When you can find Hats== | ||
Evenings and weekends EST; don't ''even'' ask him to MUSH from work, lest the "In" tray on his desk also devour ''your'' succulent flesh. | Evenings and weekends EST; don't ''even'' ask him to MUSH from work, lest the "In" tray on his desk also devour ''your'' succulent flesh. | ||
Revision as of 20:21, 19 March 2018
Hats is only on fire some of the time.
Hats doesn't sleep, he waits.
Hats only comes once a year, but twice on leap years.
Hats stays crunchy, even in milk.
Hats rotates nearly perpendicular to the ecliptic.
Alts
The ones Hats used to be
On SRT: Vaasa Kyne, the space diva with the robot made of weaponized Star Trek. Caelan Zal Eskun, who could see the time. Zolom Tan Tarion and Franz von Staffel, the two guys who took off their shirts a lot. Anna Leszczyszyn, basically Slavic Ryuko with an unspellable and unpronounceable surname. Arken Gryslan, the most tolerant and cosmopolitan man in the world with the exception of literally everyone else. And a few others.
When you can find Hats
Evenings and weekends EST; don't even ask him to MUSH from work, lest the "In" tray on his desk also devour your succulent flesh.