User:Hats

Hats is only on fire some of the time.

Hats doesn't sleep, he waits.

Hats only comes once a year, but twice on leap years.

Hats stays crunchy, even in milk.

Alts

• Catenna
• Talise Gianfair
• Neriah Parringer

Sort of alts

• Dayton Derrida

When you can find Hats

At a hat store. Also, evenings and weekends EST; don't even ask him to MUSH from work, lest the "In" tray on his desk also devour your succulent flesh.