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You may have heard of gacha games. Maybe your bank account has. Maybe your tears have. We won't tell you to play them, because we are not human monsters.

But we can pretend.

The Rules

In the categories below, fill out the following information for your character. Characters can be drawn at rarities ranging from three to five stars (with some Bystanders and random NPCs getting one or two stars). A ★★★ draw is a common; a ★★★★ is a super rare; a ★★★★★ draw is a super-rare one.

Feel free to make up wacky alternate rare five-star draws, such as ★★★★★ Wielder of the Dark Shovel Beachzamber, Siegfried. Or add a blurb (but that might be the +finger profile)!

★★★ <character title>, <character name>

★★★★ <character title>, <character name>

★★★★★ <character title>, <character name>

Drifters

Leon Albus

★★★ Serious Captain, Leon Albus

★★★★ Infamous Mercenary, Leon Albus

★★★★★ The Black Wolf, Leon Albus

★★★★★ Princess of Hyland, Leon Albus

Riesenlied

★★★ Tainted Outcast, Riesenlied

★★★★ Metal Demon Commander, Riesenlied

★★★★★ The Heart of Wayside, Riesenlied

Maya Schrodinger

★★ Moe Bookworm, Maya Schrodinger

★★★ The Gunslinging Heroine, Maya Schrodinger

★★★★ The Copyright-Infringing Sorceress, Maya Schrodinger

★★★★★ **ULTRA-SSR SEASONAL ONLY** Unlimited Mimic Works Maya

Antagonists

Siegfried

★★★ Quarter Knight, Siegfried

★★★★ Azure Knight, Siegfried

★★★★★ Wielder of Glumzambor, Siegfried

★★★★★ Wielder of the Dark Shovel Beachzamber, Siegfried (Alternate)