User:Hats: Difference between revisions

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Currently on indefinite hiatus.

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-'''Hats''' is only on fire some of the time.
+Currently on indefinite hiatus.
-'''Hats''' doesn't sleep, he waits.
+* [[Catenna]]
+* [[Talise Gianfair]]
-'''Hats''' only comes once a year, but twice on leap years.
+* [[Neriah Parringer]]
+* [[Day Muirwall]]
-'''Hats''' stays crunchy, even in milk.
-'''Hats''' rotates nearly perpendicular to the ecliptic.
-==Alts==
-* [[Catenna]] aka Not actually Sailor Moon
-* [[Talise Gianfair]] aka The lady who keeps asking if you even lift
-* [[Neriah Parringer]] aka That girl your mom told you not to hang around with
-===The ones Hats used to be===
-On SRT:  Vaasa Kyne, the space diva with the robot made of weaponized Star Trek. Caelan Zal Eskun, who could see the time. Zolom Tan Tarion and Franz von Staffel, the two guys who took off their shirts a lot. Anna Leszczyszyn, basically Slavic Ryuko with an unspellable and unpronounceable surname. Arken Gryslan, the most tolerant and cosmopolitan man in the world with the exception of literally everyone else. Sharon Apple, who is absolutely not Miku. And a few others.
-==When you can find Hats==
-Evenings and weekends EST; don't ''even'' ask him to MUSH from work, lest the "In" tray on his desk also devour ''your'' succulent flesh.