Zed
Zed | |
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IC Information | |
Full Name: | The Ultimate Macho Man, The Grim Reaper's Pen Pal, The Dark Hero What Fights In The Dark So You Don't Have To... Zed!!! |
Gender: | Male |
Age (Birthdate): | LOST TO THE MISTS OF TIME (11/11) |
Hometown: | Photosphere |
Hair Colour: | Mossy |
Class: | Macho Man |
Role: | ANTAGONIST |
Bounty: | 0 Gella |
OOC Information | |
Theme: | Wild Arms |
Groups: | Metal Demons |
Player: | Stormgear |
"Here I am! The Grim Reaper's pen pal! The ultimate Macho Man!"
This mysterious green-haired swordsman is nothing less than one of the legendary Metal Demons -- a dark hero from a long-forgotten age. Zed is the ultimate Cool Dude, a mighty warrior who hopes to earn praise, worship, and gushing fan letters from all of Filgaia. Seriously, he's just that cool. In the meantime, he helps his fellow Metal Demons to restore Mother, because that's as good a means as any to ensure the humans respect him. Or fear him. Or just think he's awesome. Zed is cool with any of those outcomes.
Background
-WIP!-
Powers and Abilities
-WIP!-
Relationships
Claude Kenny: MY FIRST RIVAL! Though we may someday find ourselves on opposite sides of the battlefield, DO NOT WEEP FOR ME! For this... IS DESTINY!
Hiro: MY SECOND RIVAL! Your dragon has very squishy paws and I have yet to find an appropriate replacement.
Lucia: The Lord of Calamity is actually very nice and thinks I'm being very helpful. This is a strange feeling. Is it contagious?
Kalve: BEST BUDDY EVER, FRIENDS FOR LIFE
Gamma: I have so much to teach you about the world. So much to learn. Let's start with... The classics.
Sorey: I will not stop until I too can set my sword on fire. Blue fire.
Edna: WHO ARE YOU
Gwen: STOP LEAKING, AAAAHHH!
Zed's List
Of Things I am No Longer Allowed to Do in The Photosphere
1) Meal tubes are for eating, not shoving into the fuel port 'because the flavor reminds you of gasoline.'
2) The Quarter Knights do not combine to form Metallicor, Guardian of the Photosphere, and I should not tell neonates that they do.
3) I will no longer tell neonates that Berserk is a Quarter Knight because he is the fattest Metal Demon.
4) I am also not allowed to call Berserk 'The Quarter Pounder Knight.'
5) I will no longer tell neonates that Alhazred is a Duke of Hazard.
6) Glumzamber is a finely tuned instrument of destruction, it does not need to be cheered up. There is no Gladzamber.
7) Mother is in torpor, and will not wake up if I bring her breakfast in bed.
8) I will no longer tell neonates that Alhazred's laboratory is 'full of tasty candy.' Even if Alhazred told me so. Especially if Alhazred told me so.
9) Alhazred is satisfied by his job. He does not need to be told to make new friends. Furthermore, I will be held responsible for what happens if I tell him to make new friends.
10) Lady Harken is not to be categorized as 'tsundere' or 'kuudere' or any other kind of '-dere.' Further transgressions will be remediated by mandatory sensitivity training, courtesy of Berserk and his favorite crowbar.
11) I am not to refer to Neonates as 'loyal battle monkeys.'
12) The Quarter Knights do not need a theme song, nor should I ever attempt to compose one.
13) I am not to teach Metal Dragons to 'fetch the UFO,' no matter how much we might need the resources.
14a) Painting 'sick flame decals' on the Photosphere is not a productive use of my time.
14b) Nor is it productive to paint the Metal Dragons.
14c) Being red does not necessarily mean it goes faster.
15) I am not allowed to write 'SOLARIS IS ASSHOLES' really big in the snow in the hopes they read it when they fly over.
16) The Photosphere does not have a critical defect down a maintenance shaft and a trench run is not appropriate to conduct on it.
Logs and Cutscenes
Chapter 1 Logs
- 2017-02-18: The Caravan
- 2017-02-19: Berry Great Success
- 2017-02-25: The Lord of Calamity: Lucia the Destroyer!
- 2017-02-26: Did You Try Working the Shaft
- 2017-03-03: Visiting a Simple Country Town
- 2017-03-05: Why Didn't She Do That To Begin With
- 2017-03-06: Wherein Zed Makes Someone Cry
- 2017-03-08: Ruins of Good Memories (For Once)
- 2017-03-12: Wherein Zed Makes Someone Stop Crying (No Really)
- 2017-03-13: Most in the Bar
- 2017-03-17: In Which Siegfried drinks from a Straw
- 2017-03-18: Ruin in the Hillside
- 2017-03-20: Hot-Blooded Demon and Moe Nun
- 2017-03-23: Kalve Lends a Hand (Or Three)
- 2017-03-25: In Which Princess Alisha Discovers Churros
- 2017-03-26: A Return? to Linga
- 2017-03-28: A Bunch Of Smart A-Lecks
- 2017-04-01: A Fowl Fiendish Plot
- 2017-04-01: Cuccopocalypse at Starfall Saloon
- 2017-04-04: Lady Riesenlied's Fan
- 2017-04-05: Mining for Clues
- 2017-04-08: Wreckage of Lahan
- 2017-04-11: Shifting Alliances
- 2017-04-13: Zed's Bizarre Adventure Part I: Yuritopia
- 2017-04-22: Royal Raiders and the Bandit Canyon
- 2017-04-23: The Most Powerful of Globes
- 2017-04-28: Come Hellion or High Water
- 2017-04-29: Attack on Descartes's Base!
- 2017-05-01: Deep Into Malevolence
- 2017-05-14: Follow the Butterfly
- 2017-05-18: All's Fair in the Fair
- 2017-05-20: The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
- 2017-05-27: Operation Gungnir
- 2017-05-31: Crunk
- 2017-06-14: A New Start
- 2017-06-26: Lululu Wait v. Dark Hero Z
- 2017-06-30: The Day The Sky Turned Red
- 2017-07-06: Fear Itself
- 2017-07-17: Tournament of Arms: Lemina Ausa vs. The Dark Hero "Z"
- 2017-07-22: Bad Things Happen In Lacour
- 2017-07-23: Unlimited Icecream
- 2017-07-29: Tournament Finals II - Side 1
- 2017-08-05: The Sorcery Globe Reconnaissance
- 2017-08-16: A Pledge To You All
- 2017-08-20: Unhappy Medium
- 2017-08-23: All of the Explosions
- 2017-09-08: Krosse Purposes
- 2017-09-26: A Title About Food And Punching Birds
- 2017-10-06: Under Cover of Night
- 2017-10-12: Phantom Lemons
- 2017-11-04: The Rogue Brother
- 2017-11-13: The Progenitor
- 2017-11-19: Mission Underway
- 2017-12-07: Double Headpats
- 2017-12-08: What Lurks Underneath
- 2018-01-02: Z-Sword
- 2018-01-07: Masquerade
- 2018-01-13: Dead and Dreaming
- 2018-02-10: An Unexpected Obstacle
- 2018-02-24: Our Final Stand
- 2018-03-02: Under My Skin
- 2018-03-07: Round Zero - Locusaber
- 2018-05-28: A Slice of Peace
- 2018-06-27: The Intercession of Saints
- 2018-08-04: Nemesis Games, Part 1
- 2018-08-13: Crimes Against Alchemy and Althena
- 2018-09-02: Tiamat's Wrath
- 2018-09-09: The Only Way Is Down
- 2018-09-15: Bream Brute Buffet
- 2018-09-29: The War-Giant
- 2018-09-30: Site Recon in St Centour
- 2018-10-07: A Ceremony at Sea
- 2018-10-20: Metal Demons Visit the Port
- 2018-11-23: Devastation
- 2018-11-30: Impenetrable
- 2018-12-07: Thinner Than Blood - Disowned
- 2018-12-08: Pain of Loss - Daughter
- 2018-12-17: The Powers That Be
- 2018-12-22: The Weight of the World
- 2019-01-12: Leftovers
- 2019-01-19: Into the Arms of Granas
- 2019-02-12: Saving The Holy Berry
- 2019-03-31: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?