Magilou

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Magilou
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IC Information
Full Name: Mazhigigika Miludin do Din Nolurun Dou
Gender: Female
Age (Birthdate): That's a very inappropriate thing to ask a witch. Did no one teach you basic manners?
Hometown: Unknown
Hair Colour: Platinum blonde
Class: Trickstar
Role: Drifter
Bounty: One million monopoly dollars (according to Magilou)
OOC Information
Theme: Tales of Berseria
Voice: Satomi Satou (JP) / Erica Lindbeck (EN)
Player: The Iron Giant

"Let the biting bugs go ahead and eat what they wanna eat! Let the weeds grow where they wanna grow! Some may look down on them and scoff at their foolishness, but their unwavering wills are proof that they're alive! If that's what you call "evil", then I will live and die with evil as my mantra!"

Despite being a 'Super Granny' who always seems to show up in the worst moments of history, the evil witch Magilou is eternally-young. Like the jester she's dressed as, she doesn't hesitate to make her thoughts or anyone else's into one big joke -- and often, the punchline is mean. This cruelty and casual attitude towards threats both personal and world-ending might make her seem like a bad person. End of sentence. Were you expecting a 'but'? Magilou might protest the unfairness of it all, but at the same time, she doesn't lift a finger to improve her self-image. In fact, it looks like the only thing which /can/ motivate her is entertainment -- if she is helping, it's usually because someone invested has piqued her interest. Or she has a bet going. It seems no matter what image the Church is going for, it can't keep her from gambling -- or singing or dancing, for that matter. Well, perhaps it's reasonable for a wicked witch to oppose the good people of Althena's Guard..?

Background

Magilou was born from a peach which floated down the river, according to the wicked witch who took her in. This must be true, because she's just so peachy!

Powers and Abilities

Magikazam! Magilou is a being of vast magical strength which she uses to conjure doves. She's also a Vessel for a Normin Seraph named Bienfu, who is a bit of a coward. They both have very good hats.

Relationships

Those people... they're different from us... despite the pain, the anguish, they embrace the life they've been given. They live, undaunted by the ugliness of the world!

Page 1 - The Names Are Blurred By Coffee Stains

???: Gods almighty, you just don't stop, do you? Like, as your friend, I'm telling you to take a holiday for once in your life. Maybe take a decade or so to go sit on the beach. You're going to get stress wrinkles.
???: Ha ha ha oh man I'm not ever going to tell you to stop, that's just wasted breath. Slice on, you crazy diamond.
???: Hey, kiddo, you're doing good work. That kid's going to give us a heart attack if he keeps this up.
???: SERIOUSLY! You could send a letter or something! I am WAY unqualified to stop all this from going to shit on my own here, come on. Don't be a brat and send us a memo already.
???: If you're so desperate for it to be personal, I'll grind you into dust myself. Give it back!

Page 2 - An Awful Lot of Seraphim

Seraph Bienfu: Don't read my personal journal, twerp! I'll curse you for a thousand years!
Seraph Ragnell: I am, in fact, the world's greatest grandma, thanks for noticing.
Seraph Liath: You heartbreaker! Hey, everyone's a sucker for a pretty face.
Seraph Amaranth: Hey, you're still kicking? Good to see it didn't keep you down.
Seraph Yvain: Ha ha, like I'd ever help you. Shut up, no I didn't.
Seraph Clarine: Oh, you're new! I can't wait for you to be devastated by the horrors of humanity!
Seraph Lanval: Huh... what a familiar feeling.

Page 3 - A Brand New Flavour

Marivel Armitage: Not sure whether to sue you for copyright infringement or sign you onto my label, but that's the good shit.
Hiro: Oh my god you're adorable. I'm going to ruin you.
Eleanor Klein: Man, the goldfish bit never gets old. When was the last Eleanor we ran across? Like, the one twenty years back? Good thing no one remembers the jokes.
Talise Gianfair: Ooooh, intense! But I wonder what that 'Rainbow of Tales' is about...
Cyre H. Lorentz: YO ARE YOU TELLING ME FILGAIA'S GUARDIANS CAN TURN YOU INTO A LUCHA LIBRE MINE ARE SLEEPING ON THE JOB
Ethius Hesiod: I'm gonna poke you until something blows up.
Gwen Whitlock: Man, what's your story, anyway? Do you just hit things? Is that the whole story?
Jacqueline Barber: Yes hello potion vendor I require your finest potions.
Xander Lovell: ... wow, I REALLY miss her, how about that.
Riley Arwell: You remind me of me, except, like, if I were a big dumb puppy?
Margaret: So, this is what the Black Pearl's up to these days, huh? I'm pretty sure if I saved your life and you saved my life it all cancels out and neither of us have to be embarrassed. Cool beans!
Matilda Whitehead: Hey puppet, hey puppet, you gonna find someone else to pull your strings?
Kaguya: Cute kid. Got talent.
Yue Rohay: YEAH! FIGHT THE POWER!
Dean Stark: Ugh, gods, you want to be my friend, that's going to be SUCH a headache.
Azoth: Specimen A of 'do-gooders with bleeding hearts'.
Ida Everstead-Rey: Missy, I've wrote some THINGS about Mount Manfred, don't you go around with britches too big for yourself.
Yulie Ahtreide: YO THAT MAGIC RULED THOUGH
Ashley Winchester: Loving the danger chic.
Ruth Pauling: I guess I just have a soft spot for people like you these days. It'll be the death of me!
Neriah Parringer: So, if she's a sweet person, what does that make you?
Queen Zephyr: So, Shevat is definitely doing something mega-evil, right? But provisionally, the enemy of the brainwashing crew in the sky is my friend.
Talia: My dove power grows!
Lily Keil: It's not that I'm fond of you. I just happen to recognise talent when I see it.
Layna Manydays: THE CUTE PIRATE GIRL OF MY DREAMS
Seraphita: There's nothing I can do to convince you it's rotten, so I'll fight you until you're satisfied. Don't blame me when it hurts!
Citan Uzuki: You ever have a dream which is just, like, what if your old man was a normal person?

Trivia

  • Magilou has always been this good.
  • Magilou can cook amazing concoctions which taste amazing, but only once. Anything she tries to cook habitually tastes normal.
  • Magilou really is a granny. She is, in fact, the World's Greatest Grandma. She has the mug to prove it.
  • Her eyes aren't creepy! That's a total insult!
  • Magilou is a cat person, and so it follows that Bienfu is a cat-type Normin.
  • She heats up quickly, and cools down slowly.
  • Magilou is a big believer in things being one thing or another. Make up your mind!
  • If you don't throw salt or sugar into an open wound, you're guilty of being too nice.

The Bienfu Zone

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Bienfu is a Normin Seraph. Don't call them "common Seraphs"!! That's so rude! He's a greater Seraph, thank-you-very-much, with the great Normin support ability of lending Magilou vast magic power. Through him, she can command a startling number of elements! He has an extremely cute hat, with a very cute ribbon, neither of which he ever tolerates being taken off.

Bienfu has suffered many indignities and sorrows at the hands of Magilou, but over the long (long, long) time they've been together, her abuse has mellowed out a bit. He's not quite as cute and adorable as he first lets on, himself, so they're a good match for each other. He is pretty adorable, though. His catchphrase is "Biennnn!!"

Bienfu is older than Magilou by about 150 years, but you wouldn't know it from the way she bosses him around. Unlike some of the Vessels and Seraphs around these days, Bienfu follows Magilou's lead. Weird, huh?

Logs and Cutscenes

Chapter 2, Act 3 Logs

Chapter 2, Act 4 Logs

Chapter 2 Cutscenes